John cracked me up the other day. First, he took Clairvaux into the bathroom to change the obvious unwanted room freshener. While in the bathroom, Damaris needed assistance of the same kind so he handed me a changed Clairvaux so I could dress her and I handed him a dirty Damaris. As only nature would have it, I had to help somebody at the table doing school work so the dressing of Clairvaux was put off for a minute or sixteen. In those minutes, she actually emptied the contents of her large intestine AGAIN. So, John handed me a changed Damaris to get dressed and I handed him Clairvaux Part 2. We must not forget bottoms #3 & #4 that don't wear diapers BUT still need assistance in the wiping department.
"Today, we have had a lively day in the Poop Department. Here are your morning results:
1st Place goes to Zellie for Amount.
2nd Place goes to Clairvaux for frequency
3rd Place to Vianney for Content
4th Place to Damaris for Consistency. One is nicely greeted each morning by a very smiley and smelly baby that is immediately placed properly in her little tub for a cleanse.
Talk to you soon. Love. This is almost unbelievable."